The English language should have a word for that feeling when you simultaneously admire a person and are also completely baffled by them. That's how we feel about all of the people below. Each one did things that required extreme amounts of dedication and perseverance -- qualities that would probably let these people rule the world, if only they devoted them to something that wasn't utterly insane. There are two facts that will forever remain a constant in our universe. The first is that if you're a male, at some point in your life you WILL get kicked in the balls.